i found these funny as analogies from high school papers in america while browsing sportal forums

here the are:

 

 1) "He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

2) "The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

3) "Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake."

4) "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

5) "He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree."

6) "The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."

7) "The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can."

8) "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

9) "The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play."

10) "The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon."

11) "From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30."

12) "Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph."

 

LOl how dumb are americans

and in athletics carnival i somehow missed my semis in 100m.....

im so sore ><