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September 29 a memoirWOW!
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I havent really blogged in a while because im so damn friggen lazy even though i havent been that busy apart from random yearly tests which i aced WOOHOO! scept for crappy science... (I hope I dont jinx myself now)
As a result, i feel obliged to make a long blog, well long in my standards which isnt really that long
so first ill start to entertain with a very random story (which i stole off someone elses journal/blog/wateva so soz to that person if they ever see it)
Here it is:
"The time has come!", the walrus said, "To talk of many things! of shoes and ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings. And while the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings". The walrus sighed and clicked his red shoes three times. And all the while chanting this verse and looking up at the sky. Then with a *POOF* the walrus took off. To a far away land where Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remain sain and unclaimed. Before the walrus could dry out, he too a bath in a chocolate spout. The spout was orange flavoured and forevermore the walrus was favoured. Favoured by many they say, but particularily and most contrarily by Kay. Once again the walrus remains the same. Kay and the walrus never looked back again. What about Charlie? I hear you ask. He is away with the fairies! And wearing an Iron Mask. So it wasn't Leonardo's good twin brother Alas! it has always been Charlie fighting for mercy and grass. Colour blind he shall remain, although his taste buds remain the same. He never saw the walrus again. But once in a lifetime a miracle appears. There with his red gleaming shoes, the walrus appears limp and unused. Kay did not stick around for long, as she had the erge to be faithful to her song. And from that moment, from that day, the walrus and charlie forever ate hay. All because of a usefull verse, this passage will ride in a herse.
Wow that colour really hurts ur eyes and i cbb changing it cos im havin trouble with this confusing technology stuff. Any way.. wat is ther to say? not much really.. today after tests i played tennis and convincingly beat both ben and jason 3-0 and 6-4 respecitively.. yes thats rite ben i beat u so stop denying it. Next i convinced kartik to come to bens house. His parents are so strick though... We then arrived at ben's house like a fair time later and he wouldnt let us in... so then i sneakily tricked him into letting us in with my super mind control powers of DOOM
 (sounds like something ashwin would say) and then yeh.. played around then went back home.. then played som more tennis.. and now im sore and on the urge of getting cramps. I think i need to do some more hardcore calisthenics.o yeh! Im currently writing this on my new sickass new comp which is tres sickass..
that is all that i can remember now
a bientot
btw my subject choices for all those living under their rocks are: french, business studies and chemistry...how weird and random are they but i hope they make a good combo
 May 21 do u think ur beasty???If u do think ur beasty then check this out
well i dunno if this worked but if u can see the pic then u will c true beastiness May 18 tests finally finishedWell i havent blogged for a while mainly because of my damned half yearly exams which i think i did ok in (don't want to jinx myself), but the highlight would most have to be on yesterday after my "friggen hard" french exam. I caught a eastie 399 bus to get to maroubra junction and bock caught the bus with me. After a long time of bugging the driver about which stop maroubra junction was, i finally got off and waited for ashwin to come along. He tried to come up behind me and scare me scept it didnt reeli work cos i saw his reflection in the glass and we went on our way to his house talking about random stuff. We finally got there and i rested ther for a while and playing kinda basketball shooting scept with a netball and netball hoop and then did kinda alley-oops with his trampoline. With a comprehensive victory, i got absolutely smashed in the face by ashwin wen he threw the ball into my face...i luckily recovered and we did some more random stuff like listen to ashwin playing wild thing and his random version of it on i tunes by the muppet people. We then decided to go to the beach and this time he actually found the right shortcut (refer to one of the previous blogs). We finally got down there and we tried to decide wer to set our bags down. After much chopping and changing we finally went back between the flags and chucked our stuff down on the sand. Oh yeh, before that we like crawled under the stormwater drain thingy and we decided that it would be the first of two "hiding from the mafia" spots that we would find todai. Anyways... back to where i was, we went into the water and ther was this kid who thought he was hardcore but we were more by goin out further and attempting to body surf. I think it went ok scept we kinda both got hammered by the waves. After more attempted body surfing for bout 1/2 hour we decided to go so we dried ourselves off and walked around a bit and ashwin smsed some youth leader person to see if she was at home cos she supposedli lived around the area. After discovering she wasn't at that moment we went into the kiddies playground. Amazingly, it was here that we found our second "hiding from the mafia" spot inside the little thingy-me-bob. Well this is getting reeli long and im geting bored so to cut a long story short, we bought got chips and a lime milkshake and walked bak to his house and our legs reeli hurt and i got changed bak and went back home.
the end
important things i learned today are: the wherabouts of two "hiding from the mafia" spots and maroubra beach is pretty cool April 24 random (JAM) AWESOME dayWell today ashwin rang me up b4 i even got up today *glares* and i decided to go along with him to bum around in the city. I got ready in a hurry and walked to the station. YES thats rite sting, andrew and others, i walked to the station and missed my train cos there was a long line for tickets.... I had to wait for like another 1/2 hour at the station before a train came. When i got to central ashwin was already there bouncing against the walls and showed me some of the random stuff he did while he was waiting for me to come eg, stalking pidgeons and talking with buskers. We then went off in a direction to find something to do. I suggested to go to town hall so we walked around aimlessly trying to find out how to get there. On the way, we went into this sony store at world square and we played the buzz game with this little asian kid and ashwin won....When we finally got to george st, i decided to give him his asian-ness for the day and we went to galaxy world and played pool, air hockey and time crisis...which he wasted 3x more money than me cos he kept dying lol. After giving him his dose of asian-ness, we decided to go to the cinemas to see what was on. I convinced him to watch scary movie 4 but we had to eat and stuff so we waited till the next session. We then found this "secret" hardcore rock music store that was a secret emo hideout and we had to leave our bags at the counter before we looked around. The store was actually quite good because there were heaps of records, which i had barely ever seen anyone and we browsed through all the records, cds, posters, merchandise (emo clothes). We left without buying anything and had a quick lunch at maccas before wasting some more time at QVB at the richass stores eg, ralph lauren, looking at how expensive the little stuff like ties, belts and socks cost. We finally went to the movies and watched scary movie 4 which was actually quite funny, especially at the end. After that we decided to go to ashwins house and so we walked to hyde park and caught a bus to his house. We then walked past his church and said hi to someone in his church called fred (I think). After reaching his very "clean house" we bummed around there for a while before walking to maroubra beach. Ashwin told me he knew this shortcut and i advised him that shortcuts never end up being shorter and what do you know, we go on a shortcut that wasnt his shortcut before losing the next part of the shortcut and decided to jus walk down the normal way. On the way, we had a stare down with this really little like 10 year old kid who had a scooter. Basically when we got there it was freezing and we watched this hardcore more little kid skateboard in the skate park, which he did pretty well. It was getting late by then so i had to leave and i caught a bus back to central and then took a train back home. Things learnt in this outing are that there is this cool shop called "utopia records" in George st below the cinemas and that shortcuts never end up being shorter than the normal way. April 20 easter showWell yesterday was quite a day... it was the easter show. First off, we got to the easter show bout midday and was stuck with what to do so robert made us buy 140 ride coupons... but could not decide which rides we should go on so we went to the NAB arena and watched cannonball lady, holden stormriders, etc. After that ended we went to the main area of rides and went on a few rides. I clearly remembered the last one because i nearli vomited. After that kartik and robert were determined to win something from the mini game stores and wasted heaps and heaps of money... especially in the monkey racing game. We stayed around the carnival area till like 2:30 and kartik and robert were still playing the monkey racing game. Finally the gave up and we had a quick lunch and realised the food at the easter show is a fat rip-off with my drink and nandos burger costing me 11.50! We then did some random stuff at the coca cola zone and went back to the carnival area to use up our last coupons. Kartik and Robert then got addicted again with the monkey racing game and we saw Matt and his friend with heaps of little toys from the throw-the-ring-around-toy game. While Robert and Kartik and Sting were playing the monkey game, me and albert went into showbag pavilion and bought som showbags and came back out to still see those three playing the game. After that i went back into the showbag pavilion with sting and he was pov and bought this random boing thing that he kept kicking around, especially at kartik. By that time it was bout 5 and Robert and Albert decide to go and me sting and kartik wer trying to find something to do for another 2 hours before the main stuf at night so we went to the woolworths food hall. Now the interesting stuff started to happen. We realised that nearly every store had samples and we went around to every single one and got some sort of sample. The first one we went to was the chilli store and i dared sting to try the 10++/10 one which he took. After quickly eating some he said how non chilli it was but bout 1 min later he sweating and spasming on the floor (hyperbole). Kartik after seeing wat happened to sting tried to be hardcore and also tried it and met the same fate hehe. i was happily watching them die from chilli but the eventually recovered. We then did some more random stuff and we scraped up enough money so sting could buy the adidas bag with the soccer ball and we were hacking with it everywer and getting kicked out so we went into the stadium watched rodeo and xtreme korruption and then fireworks and then home. Im getting too lazy to write details now and that was our day. Things learnt are that easter show is a massive rip-off and kartiks backgammon game is rigged April 15 so bored...well im so bored rite now that i hav resorted to doing one of those reeli long quiz things (which i stole of some1s blog) ....the things boredom makes u do...
+ Random Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?: used to Which radio stations are your favorites?: um dunno mix and triple m
Queen?: yes of course Have you ever spent an entire day in bed without being sick?: no wai Do you shower every single morning, no exceptions?: i do every nite Have you ever gone to school/work only 15 minutes after waking up?: haha heaps and heaps of time Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12?: no unlike ben.... [[The Necessary Love Questions That Aren't So Necessary]] ...Did it include a broom closet?: no Did you draw for your first crush back in elementary school/preschool?: no (Girls) Have you ever asked a guy out?: (Guys) Have u ever liked a girl but didnt ask her out b/c you were afraid?: no..mayb..not sure Have you ever written a poem/story about your love life?: no Have u ever listened to a song repeatedly just b/c it reminded you of your crush?: mitve but probs no Have you ever reconsidered liking someone because of their appearance? no Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?: no Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?: sometimes wen times get hectic Have you ever been to South America or Africa?: no Have you ever owned a Klutz book or kit?: no Have you ever written song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?: def not Do you keep a diary or journal (online or on paper)?:if this counts then yet Did you ever want to be an astronaut or a teacher when you were a kid?: yeh astronauts r cool Do you own a striped sweater?: no When you open your closet, what is the dominant color of your clothes?: white? [[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]] Sees or Godiva?: also no idea Physics or chemistry?: none..... Do you have a more classic style or do you stay up-to-date (clothes wise)?: i think up to date How much jewelry do you own?: none Have you ever given someone the rejection hotline as your number?: no heres another one...cos im still bored [ ] every fall out boy cd(HAHA ben does probly) [x]some type of trophy/award wow afta all that im still bored... April 13 hairyilariousi found these funny as analogies from high school papers in america while browsing sportal forums
here the are:
1) "He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
2) "The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't." 3) "Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake." 4) "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever." 5) "He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree." 6) "The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease." 7) "The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can." 8) "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met." 9) "The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play." 10) "The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon." 11) "From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30." 12) "Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph." LOl how dumb are americans
and in athletics carnival i somehow missed my semis in 100m.....
im so sore >< March 18 booyahbooyah we won against crappy newington
after losing badly 1-6 in doubles (i dunno how), i came back well and won singles 6-3 even thou i blew 6 match points....Unfortunately ben lost singles cos he was against som beast (not reeli that beasty at tennis, but was huge), cary and jason won doubles and singles and all b's wer winnning
nehoo commenwealth games on and wer kickin ass
and everybody c joe and monkey, its so random  March 09 interesting daywell start of the day was interesting as ben randomly appeared on my train today which is really weird and then ben and tim was studying for commerce test and ben was being squashed against the wall. well then school had mod history and mr devlin was late but was freakin me out cos he failed like most of the first few pplz who did their speech and varans speech is like the exact same as mine. o yeh first we had td which was bludge with mcdermont and i jus watched ffamily guy on michaels iriver most of the time. then french in senior study which was cool (pun) and learnt tu pue. then rest ofthe day went by and howland dyed her hair and looked freaky and scary and then science which was funnish todai and jed wasted heaps of my new whiteout agian cos he is like obssessed with whiteout and then todai caught train with tim and ian cos they wer like forcing me too and i stole kevins hat wen he was talkin to his cousin and he stormed into our carriage and tried to fight me..he eventuali won.. and ian im gonna get those damn pics of urs >< then got bak home and watched prison break.three best shows on tv rite now are prison break house and commander in chief.
o yeh and happy bday to a few pplz March 04 pissed ><OMG so pissed totalli..totalli stuffed tennis up >< lost 4-6 and cary and jason won grrr i hav to win next week.
nehoo i jus discovered this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omB18oRsBYg&search=brokeback%20empire its realli funni =P and thats bout all im gonna watch everybody hates chris February 25 tennis todaiToday is a saturday and therefore tennis day. We arrived at parklands
late cos we got a bit lost but after a very short warm up, me and ben
came bak from 3-5 and won 7-6(8-6). After that I nearly choked in
singles but won 6-4. Cary also won 6-4 and i think jason lost. B's
scores im not sure of, but i think they smashed them and i also got 5
bucks from peter- woooo. Not much else happened apart from the spider
in the car and im bogged down with heaps of hw >< jus finished td
 February 20 meh..starting up blog.. agiain + todaiToday is monday 20th of February.
Im starting up blog again and might now occasionally write here. Today was quite normal if compared to any other day. I hav to personalli thank ashwin for lettin me borrow his calculator in maths otherwise i wud b uber stuffed. Hmmm
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plaied bball at lunch and ther wer two randoms ther who wer showing off
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and... i bamboozled sting with som new super hardcore card trick
 LOl and i ijust remembered that i still hav serbans 15 bucks that he forgot to take bak. Maybe i should blackmail him with it >=]
anyway that is enough for now
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